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Thursday, July 21, 2011

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Monika, Kristen, and Susanna: Kristen plans on joining the military where upon her return she will claim her free breast implantations, courtesy of the US Government. Before that, she will be attending Penn State University where she plans to major in Bioengineering and Mixology.------------------------------------------------ Susanna will be majoring in Graphic Design at Temple University's Tyler School of Art. She aspires to join a flash mob, travel the world, and illustrate a children's book as successful as Goodnight Moon.--------------------------------- Monika plans on getting down on Friday next year at Lehigh University where she hopes to major in Architecture, become filthy rich, marry Jewish man, and open a successful bagel shop in lower Manhattan.